Archive for the 'Jokes' Category

I don’t often hear really good jokes, but when I do, I’ll post them here.



03 Dec

Poor Kanye West

Poor, Poor Kanne West…
Ahh….  and I was such a fan…   Nah, just kiddin.
All I can say is that if you were the Actual “President of the United Sates” Your approval rating would be dropping faster then Former President George W. Bush’s ever did.    Note: I only say former, because though he might technically still be [...]

13 Oct

A little guidence from Bill Gates

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! 
 
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem.  
 The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. 
 
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school.  
 You won’t be a vice-president with a car [...]

25 Aug

xkcd: X Girls Y Cups

For your viewing displeasure.
http://xkcd.com/467/

19 Aug

Imperial Fleet Week in San Francisco

11 Aug

Priceless advertising

Awesome new chinese slogan: $0 dollars
Translating it online into english: $0 dollars
Printing a giant sign $1200.00
Not having any idea what is says… priceless!

20 May

Indiana Jones in lego land

Just came across this… it was too awesome to not circulate.
Awesome video of Indiana Jones being chased down a hill in San Francisco by a giant boulder of legos… yea, really.
http://laughingsquid.com/giant-lego-boulder-chases-indiana-jones-down-san-francisco-hill/

19 May

We all miss not having dough.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Dough-boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Dough-boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry [...]

08 May

Human Nature != Humans + Nature

Human nature applied to nature.
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12 Mar

Meeting JT’s Challenge

JT Challenged me as to how fast I can get his photo around the world….
I’ll post the results tomorrow! Thanks for visiting!.